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Tired and Lazy

Yep, that's me. I'm a sloth and I can't get out of my rut. I wake up, dive for the coffee beans, sit on my butt and hope the kids don't ask for food. But, alas, they always do. Then I somehow dream about the kitchen magically producing a nanny to come and clean up all the mess... put the dishes back to the sink, clean off the table, put all the UNeaten food in the compost, do some dishes, clean the counters, sweep the floor, clean the chairs, wipe up the spills, and put away the food back in the cupboards and fridge. Oh the mess. I then realize I haven't yet eaten as my stomach so loudly proclaims. Who has the time? It's only then, shaking from a coffee buzz with no food to sustain it that I finally get up off the couch to clean, make myself something to eat, and hear in the close distance, "I'm hungry". Oh the fun never ends. And that's only the first hour.

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